best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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