Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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