I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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