at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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