yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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