so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
me + whiskey = a bad person
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
