What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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