There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
