Only a mothe r could love this liver
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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