This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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