I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
what day is it and did you see me today?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We are two peas in an std pod
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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