Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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