Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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