have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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