do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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