This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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