she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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