so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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