remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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