? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
