Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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