clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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