you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize