Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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