they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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