We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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