really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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