You work out of a Hotel?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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