thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
lets start a swedish sibling band together
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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