HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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