Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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