Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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