Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
