Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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