he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He shit in the fireplace
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
