uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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