another moral hangover. fuck.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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