I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
