I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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