Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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