there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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