They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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