Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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