Fuck appropriateness.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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