I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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