Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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