I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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