that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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