I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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