My pussy is not your playground.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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