hotel room ftw
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
