So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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