I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
is it fun? or sober?
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